Tuesday, August 29, 2006

I WROTE THIS SONG FOR THE GIRL PARIS HILTON (or, how i learned to stop worrying and love pop music)




There are a lot of good reasons to hate Paris Hilton. She's had her whole life handed to her on a silver platter and acts like she was entitled to every bit of it simply because of who she is. She's a symbol of Western excess, greed and uncaring as well as the selfish egotism of good old latter-day capitalism. Furthermore, the terms of her success have been almost entirely defined by her ability to fit into male fantasy: the rich heiress, the blond bimbo, the spoiled daddy's girl. Which is not to say that her appeal is aimed entirely at men, she undoubtedly has as many female fans as male ones (though "fan" may not be quite the right word here), and she can be said to embody a kind of strong female role, in that her success has come through her skillful manipulation of these fantasies (The Simple Life would be a good example of this). In fact, it is this manipulation of image that I find so interesting about Paris; I don't really know what kind of person she is outside her mediatized image, and frankly I don't care. But Paris Hilton the image, and how that image came to be, are a lot more intriguing topics.

It's very interesting to me that Paris actually acquired the trappings of fame after she became famous, sort of as a post-hoc justification for her fame. This rearranges the supposed order of celebrity, in which fame follows as a symptom from staring in TV shows, movies and pop albums, to a new order where being a movie star or a pop singer are symptoms of being famous. It is as if, once we (the people, the big Other) accepted her as famous, we almost forced her to do these things in order to justify our belief in her fame. This is becoming more and more the case in celebrity culture--witness the number of actors or musicians branching out into as many other mediums as possible. Do these young stars feel pressured to justify their massive fame by taking on as many new projects as possible? Yet Paris stands above them as the first person to completely shortcut the whole process of becoming famous, simply just starting out being famous, showing the paradoxically self-referential nature of fame: the most important aspect of fame is being famous. And Paris the persona could only ever be famous, it's a required precondition to her being Paris. Once achieved, she is swallowed whole into the celebrity machine, slotting perfectly into the place that was already there for her. For Paris does know how to fit into the machine--either unwittingly or knowingly or both; she is able to work her celebrity image in her own favour like few others.


Paris Hilton - Fightin' Over Me ft. Jadakiss and Fat Joe


Witness her new album Paris, an expertly crafted pop music gem. Others stars have tried to step into the pop music arena and failed miserably (Jennifer Love Hewitt, anyone?), but somehow, against all odds Paris has avoided this fate. Using a similar formula for success that many others have tried (throw lots of money at all the best current-day pop producers) she nevertheless has come up with a pop album that stands competitively against the best of this year's crop of pop such as Nelly Furtado's Loose and Rihanna's A Girl Like Me (though not as good as JT's new album!). If we take the view of this excellent review on the Plan B website, we can argue that Paris represents the ultimate test for those still hung up on notions of authenticity when it comes to music--and judging from the reaction on the Plan B forum there are still a lot of them out there (Plan B's demographic is essentially run-of-the mill indie fans, btw). Her music is indeed slick and breathy, as one would expect, expertly toying with her image (as in the above track) and continuing her tabloid feedback loop (as in the below rather excellent discussion of her relationship with Nicole Ritchie).


Paris Hilton - Jealousy


Paris touches base in nearly every modern pop style around, from dance-pop to hip hop to Kelly Clarkson-style pop-rock to the pseudo reggae of her first single "Stars are Blind". For many a pop star this would be interpreted as pandering, but for Paris it's rather beyond the point. Her entire image is so devoid of authenticity that to accuse her of "just giving the people what they want" is to essentially pay her a compliment. And why shouldn't crass populism be seen as a positive feature? Why must artists always be staying true to some sort of occult "artistic vision" that endows their music with some magical true essence of Art? What's wrong with making some good tunes that people will like? To assume that we know what goes on in the artists mind when he or she creates some piece of music, and that we can sense the virtue of the effort and emotion that the artist has put into the music, is just bullshit projection of our own feelings. Hilton's music, because of both her reputation and the sound itself, deflects this hopeless search for the real meat underneath, forcing the listener to confront the song as surface only (this was the same move Glam made back in the 70's, so I understand). For some, the perceived empty heart of this music will be too much to overcome (ie., some people just can't stop hating Paris), but if you can overcome your knee-jerk reaction to her there's a lot to be found within her album.


Paris Hilton - Heartbeat


On the above track, Paris sounds like a lost child expressing dearly-held beliefs of fairy-tale love; in others she is sexy, angry, sultry, playful, but always with a curious lightness that avoids overwhelming the tracks. She does not over-emote, doesn't try too hard to prove anything, simply gliding over expertly produced beats singing in a voice barely more than necessary. It's a relief to hear music so devoid of undertow, where the meaning is up front for you to play with all you want. And the wonderful thing is that the fact that it is Paris Hilton singing only adds to this effect. Unfortunately, a singer such as Kelly Clarkson, who could have pulled this off immediately after her American Idol win, has now climbed so far up Credibility Mountain that her music has gained too much weight to pull off such a lightness of touch (which is not to say that I don't heart Kelly, because few people heart kelly like I heart kelly). Of course this does not guarantee a perfect album, and indeed the final few tracks are rather generic and bland, but the opening string of 7 or 8 tracks have enough quality to justify my (rather exorbitant?) claims.



What I love about Paris (and this also goes for many other pop stars as well) is her ability to show how musical styles so caught up in notions of authenticity can be just as easily performed without any of the bullshit backstory, just the signifiers of the backstory. Strike the pose, play the cords that the best money can provide, and watch as the same feelings are expressed, often with more skill than they were before. One of the initial thrills of Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone" was just how well she succeeded in "rocking" despite her so openly fabricated image. (Once again, after success a pop star goes about establishing post-hoc rationalizations of her new image. Though probably unplanned, I'm sure Kelly's agents/handlers couldn't be more pleased with this video that's been making the rounds on the internet of Kelly swigging whiskey and singing Guns 'N Roses songs with random metal cover band Metalskool). Paris has the same effect, showing that it was always the image that we reacted to in the first place. Paris the album is filled with a sense of how fun it is to not have to stick to one image, to try them on and throw them off at will, and that sense of enjoyment comes through in the music itself. This album could only ever be made by someone as fake as Paris Hilton, and that is one of its clear strengths.




*Postscript* This was my first attempt at serious pop music criticism in the vein of some of my more favored writers, so if it veers towards pretension more often then not and makes some pretty wild claims, well shit, it's just a bit more fun that way. I'll probably look back at this and wince at some point in time, but oh well. In other news, I'm still pissed off Pluto is no longer a planet. Also Nicole tells me she has a new pencil. Yes, Paris, Pluto and Pencils, there's a message in there somewhere, you just need to look hard enough. :)

Sunday, August 27, 2006

OH MY GOD!!!

Holy holy crap, the new Justin Timberlak album is FUCKING OUTSTANDING. Go here and download now! Here's a little sample to convince you:

Justin Timberlake - My Love ft. T.I.

My jaw literally dropped at the beginning of this track. Those synths! T.I.'s bars! Arrrg, I am clearly overexcited.


Also, yesterday I ate 13 tacos.


*Update* Alright so the last three songs are pretty crap. I blame will.i.am.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Waiting for goddamn nicole post.

Well, in place of my long-delayed and half-completed post on UK Garage, as well as a half-completed post on Paris Hilton's new album (having problems finishing what I started, no?), here's a track off of Rihanna's new album that's for whatever reason has really stuck with me the last two days. Rihanna's album is actually suprisingly slow and mellow, given its lead-off single of S.O.S. (track of the summer, NE1?). This one's a pathos-laden, suprisingly dark, guitar-led piece. The guitar melody really reminds me of some metallica song...maybe the accoustic bit from "one"? Embarissingly it's been a while since I've done any heavy Metallica listing. Anyway:

Rihanna - Final Goodbye

Monday, August 21, 2006

Linky Blinky

Yay, K-Punk goes all deep and profound on Rihanna's last two singles. This is the kind of pop music writing that I really appreciate, where music is just the jump-off point into discussions of a whole lot of interesting ideas. Maybe it makes me a pretentious wanker, but I love this stuff. (also K-Punk's last post about Kate Moss is a pretty interesting discussion of celebrity and image that some might wish to check out too)

Thursday, August 17, 2006

UKG Pt 2

I'm on some sort of Kafkaesque infinite deferral tip here, where any step forward towards my actual goal only results in additional ancillary work that, while entirely relevant and necessary to the task at hand, nevertheless succeeds only in making my final target appear even further away. Thus we have here my personal, not overly definitive take on the roughly 20 year history of Garage music right up to the beginning of UK Garage proper.


K, so: Garage the genre was named after the Paradise Garage, a legendary disco club in New York helmed by Larry Levan, one of the greatest disco DJs and a key figure in the development of the Garage sound. One way of looking at Garage is that when people starting making House music in Chicago in the mid '80s, the same disco kids in New York took the Chicago House sound, added more swing and a lot of disco to it, and called it Garage. Or they added more House production techniques and sound to the Disco they were making. Either way they started producing tracks that would get a lot of play by Levan in the Paradise Garage, which would in turn lend its name to this new style, in a similar way that tunes played at the Warehouse in Chicago were given the name House. House, Garage...yeah, building fetish or something...





I have this wicked LP called Garage Trax - The Sound of New York Garage from 1987, a compilation of tracks released all in that year. I would post some except they're only on the record and I can't find any of them online (and people ask me why I buy records! ;-) ).The sound has lots of disco diva vocals, horns, pianos and fat basslines. In short, its awesome, one of the real jewels in my (admittedly rather small) record collection. The thing to note is that even at this early stage in development the low-slung Garage bassline was already in effect, giving the trax swing and a more live feel, especially in contrast to the more rigid, minimal Chicago House trax. Don't have any samples from that early in the game, but I do have some tunes from a few years down the line when Garage House had matured a bit and would probably fall under the general heading of Deep House (which is a whole 'nother story, which actually I'm not all that well versed in). At this point a good chunk of House made in New York (and New Jersey too) would probably fall into the Garage category, and labels like Nu Groove and artists like Todd "the god" Edwards had been representing the sound with pride to the outside world. This particular track is from 94, and seems to exhibit all the signs I would associate with Garage House, including divas, pianos, and of course a bouncing bassline working its way alongside the obligatory 4/4 kick.


Indo - Are U Sleeping (original Stonebridge Mix)


Garage House is still around really, or certainly it can show up now and then, and people like Todd Edwards are still releasing Garage tracks today. Interestingly, Todd is even still included amongst the present-day practitioners of UK Garage (where the style is termed 4x4 Garage, which I'll get to later). But while Garage House was merrily making its way along in New York, a bunch of crazy kids in England began making a hybrid of Garage House and the Jungle/Drum and Bass sounds that were so dominant in London around the middle of 90s. Jungle of course originally came from House music anyway (from Acid House through Oldskool Hardcore). Essentially Garage House sped up to around 130-140 beats per minute (as opposed to the standard House 120 bpm), with greater emphasis on the breakbeats and bassline, Speed Garage was the direct precursor to UK Garage, and there is in fact a rather large overlap between the two genres such that it gets kinda damn confusing sometimes trying to fit it all together. The Electronic Dance Music Consistency in Genre Name Usage Council is a bunch of unorganized stoners, as far as I can tell. Apparently Speed Garage very quickly went mainstream in England, having a huge breakout year in 97. I actually wish I had more Speed Garage, and may end up downloading some soon, but until then I'll just toss up this beaut from 97 which in addition to having that big dumb (and I mean that in the best way possible) Speed Garage bassline that I love (though some people hate) it also samples Enio Morricone's soundtrack to For a Few Dollars More one of the classic Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns.


187 Lockdown - Gunman


While Speed Garage was some sort of maximized house + bass equation, there remained a host of producers who had moved into Garage from Jungle, and were thus far more interested in intricate drum programming and the creation of a more "urban" (read "black") vibe. If you want a very detailed analysis of Speed Garage's metamorphosis into UKG/2-Step and a thorough description of the UKG culture around the turn of the century, you would do well to read Simon Reynolds' epic think piece on UKG from 1999. But to save you all from an extended reading session (as this post is already long enough!) the real key change that moved Speed Garage to UKG was producers dropping the second and fourth beat from their tunes, abandoning the steady "4 to the floor" beat of House, leaving considerably more room for Jungle-inspired rhythmic trickery. A tune mentioned in that Reynolds piece as one of the first definitive UKG tracks, Dem 2's "Destiny," is a pretty clean illustration of the space opened up by dropping half of the downbeats in favour of twitchy snares and high-hats, basslines, and--importantly--vocals, used here half as textural percussive elements (in this case, the female vox) and half as poppy melodic hooks (the male vox).


Dem 2 - Destiny


What's this then? Several thousand words later, are we actually going to *gasp* TALK ABOUT UK GARAGE???? Tune in next time when I actually get around to talking about the topic that I originally set out to cover. Unless something else comes up.

(PS to Dan and anyone else who cares, here are the Loefah and Hot Chip tracks that I talked about in my last Garage post, but won't be talking about again. I'll re-up the other UKG tracks when I finally get into them in Part 3 of my UKG series, which I should be done with in the next few days).

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Survey says: "Bring back lynching!"

Just thought I should echo Lenin's post on this article, about a recent Gallop poll which found 39% of Americans think Muslims should be required to carry special ID, while roughly the same number admit to having some prejudice against Muslims. So America is now 2/5ths openly racist towards Muslims. And that's just the people that admit to being racist, let alone the people that hold various racist/xenophobic beliefs that they don't recognize as being so. Given the blanket media coverage these days, it's a good bet that probably almost all of us have a few of these squirreled away, unexamined in our mind, waiting to pop out just when you've convinced yourself what a good enlightened citizen you are. Sometimes I'm surprised when my actions actually line up with my explicitly held beliefs...

Anyhoo, had a request from the now-married brother for a re-up of my UKG tracks, will likely do that this evening, giving me a chance to write a bit more on our momentarily favourite break-beat focused genre :)

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Happy Post :)


Alright, happy post to counterbalance the sad post below, let's have some fun links to entertain those who wish to be entertained.

Vice magazine has their latest photo issue out. I have a distinct love-hate relationship with Vice, a lot of their articles are crap, either borderline racist, pseudo-right wing bullshit or juvenile hipsterism, but they also push the boundaries in a lot of the right places, which I appreciate. But, one thing I consistently enjoy is their photo issue, which usually has a lot of very interesting and unusual photos. Usually I don't give two shits about photography, but a lot of these tend to catch my eye. This issue seems a little heavy on the "topless/hot girls doing strange things" variety of pics (thanks guys, we get it), but there are also some definite winners, like the above, plus some much more disturbing/weird ones. Also I should admit that I am embarrassingly totally addicted to their "dos and don'ts" section, snarky commentary and all.


Also, if you really want to waste some good time, I'd go check out Stylus' top 100 music videos of all time, complete with handy youtube links for each one, so you can watch 'em all and compare if you really felt like it, or just randomly pick a couple that sound neat, like I did. I highly recommend any and all the videos directed by Chris Cunningham or Michel Gondry.


Okay, have a good long weekend, I'm off to see my brother get hitched (ack!).

sad post :(

Well, to keep the slavering masses at bay while I'm off in Fiddlesville, Nova Scotia, I'd best give a parting post to fill the void until next Wednesday, when I return.


Apparently not all of my intended audience is keen on my musical taste. While deeply disturbing, it nonetheless shows the prudence of diversified content. So Scott, this is for you; also, die. I suppose you all heard of Isreal's "48 hour cessation of major air bombing" which was kinda reported as a ceasefire to deal with the Qana bombings that killed at least 19 children, among others. But of course 48 hours turned into about oh, zero, as bombings continued and in fact, Isreali generals decided to step-up the ground war. Well, thanks for that bit of kindness and compassion, Isreal.

Some interesting things about how Isreal is trying to spin it's targetting of civilians, I've heard several times now the justification that by law (the Geneva Convention? too lazy to find the reference) if an opposing army operates puprosely in and around a civilian population then they are legally held responsible for their welfare. In other words: "It's nor our fault!" Now of course the problem with this doctrine, as it has been Iraq as well, is that after you've blown something to pieces, it's really hard for someone else to prove, one way or another, that there actually were enemy combatants right beside these civilians. Maybe they got away just at the last moment, right? But of course, it usually is all too easy to tell if there were civilians, because they're the ones lying dead in the rubble of a collapsed apartment building--or better still in red cross ambulances. Now things like bombing ambulances are where this smokescreen really starts to fall apart. As Michael Warschawski explains:
In these wars, the lives of civilians are not only of very limited value -- as in all wars -- but considered as a legitimate target, actively or passively guilty of supporting terrorism: a terrorism which is, in fact, part of their very culture. In ten years, we witnessed a gradual evolution of the dominant discourse: from terrorist groups, to terrorist states, to terrorist peoples. The ultimate logic of the global war is full ethnicization of the conflicts, in which one is not fighting a policy, a government, or specific targets, but a "threat" identified with a community. Fear is the starting point of the new era, hatred is its finality.

I keep thinking of these kind of things as "the new racism," where in your words and in your mind you believe yourself to be thoroughly un-racist (as opposed to, for example, a KKK member), yet in your actions you prove to be thoroughly racist. We've just manage to create better justifications. Though really, this is hardly "new," it's much more of an extension of the old imperial racism of things like English Empire.

A few other fun points:
-Isreal warned Lebanese citizens south of the Litani River to evacuate in order to avoid the massive bombing campaign that was to come, but suprisingly many of them were unable or unwilling to do so for a variety of reasons. Good to see that the US is not the only country not to learn the lessons of hurricane Katrina.
-The "consensus" view seems to be that there needs to be a peace-keeping force of some sort in the south of Lebanon to keep Hezbollah under wraps. Great idea. But it's missing one teeny-weeny little detail: who the hell is actually going to be in this force? So far absolutely no country has stepped forward to lead it, the US doesn't want to do it, neither does NATO, and no UN countries are quickly volunteering, leaving the Lebanese army, which has been bombed thoroughly by the Isrealis. Hmmmmmm, bit of a stumper, that one.



okay, i've decided to split this into two posts, sad post and happy post. that was the sad post, happy post is next.